While many view the contentious border fence as a government fiasco, an animal rights group sees a rare opportunity. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals plans Tuesday to announce an unusual marketing pitch to the U.S. government: Rent us  billboards, in English and Spanish, with the following caution:
 ''If the Border Patrol Doesn't Get You, the Chicken and Burgers Will — Go Vegan."

Editor's Note: Mexicans don't care about chicken and burgers. But your pet goat might be safer locked up!